Your ugly insults. How to respond when you are called ugly 2019-01-08

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205 Best Comebacks And Funny Insults That Will Make You Laugh

your ugly insults

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice. The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you. You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

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25 Comebacks For Stupid Insults

your ugly insults

I worship the ground that awaits you. You should do some soul-searching. You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. You liked your first chin so much, you added two more. Yo Mama So ugly, her face is like she's been ram-raiding on a moped.

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INSULTS 101: Ugly, fat, skinny, jokes

your ugly insults

Yo mama has a fanny like an axe-wound in a gorilla's back. You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry. Yo mama so ugly she went into the house of mirrors and it burned down.


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Fat insults

your ugly insults

Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone. . When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake! I believe in business before pleasure. I know you're a self-made man. When you die, you should have your brain donated to science.

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You Are So Ugly!

your ugly insults

A lot of people have no talent! You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror. When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down. How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe? Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure. Yo mama so ugly that the only person that wanted to sleep with her was a dog. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

your ugly insults

He believes in bringing about positive change to the world through good-natured humor and innovative technology. You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job. People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of. They say space is a dangerous place. The only place where I could escape was my dreams. He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks. Lopart yo mama's so ugly her face should be regestired as a lethal weapon.

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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

your ugly insults

Yo mama was so ugly that she went to Ms. I don't mind, because you don't matter. You don't sweat much, for a fat girl. He is living proof that man can live without a brain! I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years? He can open his mail with that nose! Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.


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Really mean insults

your ugly insults

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed. Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur. The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella. I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.

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