Pizza the Hutt: Tell them, Vinnie. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. Why are you still so hung up on him, they ask. When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. I know that's not a popular opinion, but that's my two cents on the issue. Why not seek out entertainment now? I have a special knack for getting overwhelmed and being useless.
I get better a little each year. Quoted By Cher add quote The problem with most men is they're assholes. What's all this churning and bubbling? Check your road and the nature of your battle. We are created to serve a singular purpose, for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! They're out in stores before the movie is finished! I remember the first time I watched him give that speech to his son how it hit me. You've captured their stunt doubles! Colonel Sandurz: We're stopped, sir. The kind of people that wait a second to let you respond are the kind of people you should hang out with. Quoted By Robin Williams add quote God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
We are all meant to shine, as children do. After reading this comment do you think I need to see a therapist or get professional help? Gary is now more popular than ever. Quoted By Dennis Miller, Comedian add quote After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things. A little dose of shame every now and again helps too. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Bill Gates, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
Because what the world needs is people who have come alive. We're doing it for a shitload of money!. Like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office? Dark Helmet: Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you, please? Every one has a list of problems and issues. Dot Matrix: That was my Virgin Alarm. A completely nervous, defensive reaction, but incredibly inappropriate all the same. I've got the same combination on my luggage! Quoted By Maureen Lipman add quote You know the worst thing about oral sex? Besides, I'm already numero uno on Dark Helmet's hit list.
Found in the Bible in the book of 2 Timothy chapter 3. Quoted By Jessica Simpson, Entertainer add quote Men suck, except for Nick her husband. Quoted By Gloria Steinem add quote The surest way to be alone is to get married. Colonel Sandurz: Are we being too literal? Are you devoting yourself to something devoid of criticism? His fate was later undone by the creation of the new timeline. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
Quoted By Lenny Kravitz, Musician add quote I identify more with women than with men. That shit was the rainbow in a fucking black and white film. Quoted By Mae West add quote A hard man is good to find. Don't break an arm jerking yourself off Morty. I tend to write about how we can improve at both pursuits through the use of technology. It seems like it should be really easy to stop being an asshole. Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
I'm not looking for judgement, just a yes or no. Quoted By Margaret Thatcher add quote One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex. A guy is a lump, like a doughnut. Most of the time they've gone way past the point of no return before they contact me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. However, this same vulnerability can be just the redeeming quality you need.
I slow down now, summon some courage to let a little quiet into the conversation and choose my words a little better. I have tried time and time again to wash away the negativity in my life and it comes back and sticks even more every single time. Priest: Are you the one that's getting married? But I cannot stop the feelings inside me that make me say rude things to her. All WomanSavers relationship quotes are copyright of the individual authors, unless specified. You know what a vole is, Morty? If the person speaking those lines is a person I would take advice from in this situation- then I say it.
Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'm hoping I can get to both of them, Rick! But its crazy this isnt how the world works and I never get what i want when i act like im better then people. You know my name, that's disarming. I can sit and look at it for hours. We are all worms, but i my friends am a glow-worm. Quoted By Queen Elizabeth I of England add quote I would rather be a beggar and single, than a queen and married. Dark Helmet: What's the matter with this thing? Quoted By cher add quote Men are a luxury, not a necessity , Quoted By Cher add quote The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing.
Quoted By Marie Corelli add quote I never married because there was no need. I screw everyone, everywhere, every time, all the time. There is no cure for curiosity. Really glad I stumbled upon this site. In the past, I would have said no with some degree of confidence. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.