She only drinks out of mason jars. You didn't think this was possible but this guy is Mr. With your extravagant list of outings, you undoubtedly have a long list of people with whom you have shared drinks. Let me guess: You hate confrontation or being stuck in the middle? See how your bitchy tendencies measure up in these bitchy polls, and find out what kind of bitch you are in your heart of hearts. You'll ask him later, and find out what its all about.
Well, you must accept that not everyone may like your plans or like having plans in general. You carefully peel off the label, scan it into your computer and add your friend's name to it, along with the words Anti-Gonorrhoea Treatment - Take 3 Times a Day. Demand that he spill the beans on his new bitch, otherwise you will shock his nutmegs until the hairs fall out. The fact of her limited literacy secretly horrifies her. Time to face facts: Everyone is a bitch. You are happy to help someone in need. You talk about her behind her back, and tell people not to say anything to anyone about it - knowing very well they'll still go ahead and tell the whole world! A broke bitch not only never has money, but also makes sure everyone knows about it.
We all naturally care what other people think, which is precisely why you clicked this article. Question 12: As a harmless joke, your friend buys you a really skanky, horrific looking sex toy for your birthday, with an attached note that reads, I couldn't help sending you this for a laugh! Her knowledge of literature only goes far enough so that she can caption her photos with corny poem verses. An extremely overweight girl walks up to you and asks if she can borrow some money for lunch as she is short on cash until the end of the month. Which means I need to surround myself with other bitches. Unlike vegetable labeling, when it come to fish, organic labels are not regulated and mean nothing. The following week, he changed his position.
Sagittarius: The Kylie Jenner Wannabe Bitch This bitch cakes her make up so goddamn much, you could light birthday candles on her face and make a wish; your wish is for her to exit your life. I was in awe, and have aspired to be that kind of bitch ever since: someone who can calmly and quietly, in a low voice, make you feel so terrible about your life decisions and who you are as a person that you agree to whatever they want so that you can just leave and go lay in a dark room to rethink your whole life. At the end of the day if he likes you for who you are then you are confident he will go for you. B Partner up with the smart kid C I got it under control by studying a little bit at a time two weeks before the test D I wing it 5. You may think you are just trying to relate, but when you are constantly one-upping your friends, you might come off as a bitch. You point your finger in her direction whilst quietly giggling to yourself, making sure everyone around you gets to see whats so funny.
As a matter of fact her house is a goddamn mason jar, she got the idea off of Pinterest. Libra: The Nice Bitch This bitch is too quick to say yes. The lower your score, the bitchier you are! This includes milk, butter and cheese. You start lots of false rumours about him, and send him anonymous email threats. He's treating me to dinner, and afterwards we're going shopping for a size 10 dress. You may be surprised with how much you enjoy doing so.
You finally give up and end the argument by making up some lies just to wind him up, ie: some other guy you've been seeing who has more money and bigger assets than him. Question 7: Your next door neighbour knocks on your door one day, and tells you she is having trouble maintaining a relationship, as every guy she dates seems to disappear or not bother calling her. You then hire several goons to go break his legs and burn his house down. In true Virgo fashion, I just want to help other people do their best work, and it turns out one of the ways I can do that is by pointing out how they used that same adjective in the previous sentence or left an extra space after the period. You gain a lot of pleasure from watching her well up with envy. Your insults are painfully dull and will only hurt those who care about it, however, once you find someone who does your insults. Question 10: You walk out of public toilet and the girl in front of you has her skirt tucked into her panties.
Which Spice Girl is your favorite? No matter what you are complaining about, whether it's your love life, your other friends or work drama, pessimistic people are not fun to be around. This carried into your adulthood when you saw girl after girl abducted into serious-boyfriend spaceships. Basic Bitch If you are questioning if you are basic, it is already too late. Be aware, however, that wild caught fish may still contain traces of mercury a naturally occurring metal that can be dangerous for pregnant women. My mom used to be an English teacher. Mostly D: Crazy Bitch You know and you know it perfectly describes you. Also, newsflash: Most 20-somethings are struggling just as much as you are.
The best to go for are hormone free, antibiotic free, cage free and certified humane. You offer her a bunch of tissues as its the only thing you have. Someone who is strong for others because that is what is needed in that moment. You threaten to rearrange her ugly face with a toilet brush, unless she spills the beans about her little affair! Micronutrients are the essential vitamins, minerals and amino acids. You end up flaking on friends who have plans that sound lame for people you barely know, but have a sick rooftop that will look awesome with a Lo-Fi filter. What do you look for in a potential mate? Just direct and real about where I come from, trying to add some nuance or personal perspective to situations. I do it if a guy is just casually telling his girlfriend something factually inaccurate on the train.
Libra: The Nice Bitch This bitch is too quick to say yes. Getting upset over things not going your way is childish and selfish. Lets see how well she can walk with fried fallopian tubes! You then send her the phone-cam pics via email 2 weeks later with a message saying, How does my ass taste, you back-stabbing little slut! You make sure he clearly sees the two of you giggling away and looking in his direction. Fish provide an abundance of nutrients that are lacking in almost every major diet. In some cases, on traces of each nutrient exist, but this fact alone makes eggs miniature nutrient bombs. Dairy While a focus on non-fat dairy used to take precedence, new studies are showing that grass-fed, full fat dairy can reduce your risk of heart disease.
Then without making it too obvious, you try your best to keep away from her, despite knowing that crabs can only be caught through sexual contact. Question 13: Your man decides to break up with you, because he feels its 'time to move on'. To add more fuel to the fire, you further her humiliation by suggesting she stay away from the beach as the coast guard would appreciate it if sharks didn't come in that close. When a friend tells you about a problem, instead of immediately trying to compare the situation, take a moment to sympathize; it's a lot more helpful to your friend than making it about you. There are no right or wrong ways to be a flexitarian. You may think you are doing everyone a favor by planning a play-by-play itinerary. It's a matter of self defense, really.